So Jack is on this plane, looking out at the fluffy white clouds, thinking about how that one over there looks like a huge puffy Vicodin, when Cindy walks by.
And Bernard’s like, “During all that turbulence, I was in the bathroom and I spelled out S.O.S. in urine, but I have no idea why…”
WE MISSED THIS LEVEL OF MINDFUCKERY, SO THANK YOU LOST. WE MISSED YOU. Блин, там каждая фраза - лол!
WE MISSED THIS LEVEL OF MINDFUCKERY, SO THANK YOU LOST. WE MISSED YOU.
And Emo!Sawyer’s all like, “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IT DIDN’T WORK AND YOU KILLED MY GIRL
Jack: …I’m saying “My bad!” alright? No hard feelings? Sawyer: *HEAD EXPLODES*
WHAT THE WHAT!?!?!?!?! JULIET’S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Boone: Wow, a Walkabout? You’re not pulling my leg, are you? Locke: I’m not pulling your leg, but you could be pulling my leg right now for all I know. I’d have no idea.
AND SMOKEY IS ALL, “I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!” and it killed everything in its path
SO THEN MOCKE COMES BACK OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOM AGAIN, AND HE’S LIKE “I’M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME LIKE THAT,”
Juliet: ILU. Sawyer: ILU2 EVEN THOUGH YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE RADIATION.
Temple, only Sawyer says he’s going to stay behind to bury Juliet. And Kate’s like, “I WANT TO BURY HER, CAN I CAN I!?”
But these guys have funny hats! And they actually bring them to The Temple! It’s pretty badass!!
It’s SKATE O’CLOCK!!! In an elevator!
Hurley feels that’s a bit hasty, and he’s like, “JACOB IS MY CO-PILOT!” and those seem to be the magic words! And Hurley shows the Other Others the guitar case Jacob gave to him outside the prison
thingy that should be clear, but looks more like iced tea
And OF COURSE Jack “I’m a doctor, not a WORK MAN” Shephard has to perform DON’T-YOU-DIE-ON-ME-DAMMIT-CPR
Ben: You used me! You couldn’t kill him yourself and you had me do it for you! HOW DARE YOU!? Mocke: Um, exsqueeze me? Baking powder? Weren’t you the one always having other people do YOUR dirty work? Ben: Hey Bub, I’ve killed plenty of people before. All by myself like a big boy!
So Ben asks Mocke what exactly it is that he wants, and Smokey says that he wants to go home! Which sounds simple enough, but where the hell does a giant cloud of judgmental, homicidal black smoke that can morph into dead people call home? A fireplace? A volcano? The Industrial Revolution? WHERE?
Kate: How you feeling? Sawyer: Sucky. But I’m not going to kill Jack anymore. Let him suffer on this island like the rest of us. Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws things at TV*
“I’m a fixer, let me fix you!! I can fix everything except my sad broken emo heart!
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08.02.2010 в 18:39So Jack is on this plane, looking out at the fluffy white clouds, thinking about how that one over there looks like a huge puffy Vicodin, when Cindy walks by.
And Bernard’s like, “During all that turbulence, I was in the bathroom and I spelled out S.O.S. in urine, but I have no idea why…”
WE MISSED THIS LEVEL OF MINDFUCKERY, SO THANK YOU LOST. WE MISSED YOU.
Блин, там каждая фраза - лол!
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08.02.2010 в 18:41посмотри по тегам её предыдущие рекапы, это скончаться и не жить.
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08.02.2010 в 18:46Как мне недоставало подобного чтива про Лост
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08.02.2010 в 19:14бля у меня мозг вылился из ушей
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08.02.2010 в 20:25And Emo!Sawyer’s all like, “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IT DIDN’T WORK AND YOU KILLED MY GIRL
Jack: …I’m saying “My bad!” alright? No hard feelings?
Sawyer: *HEAD EXPLODES*
WHAT THE WHAT!?!?!?!?! JULIET’S NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Boone: Wow, a Walkabout? You’re not pulling my leg, are you?
Locke: I’m not pulling your leg, but you could be pulling my leg right now for all I know. I’d have no idea.
AND SMOKEY IS ALL, “I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!” and it killed everything in its path
SO THEN MOCKE COMES BACK OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOM AGAIN, AND HE’S LIKE “I’M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE ME LIKE THAT,”
Juliet: ILU.
Sawyer: ILU2 EVEN THOUGH YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE RADIATION.
Temple, only Sawyer says he’s going to stay behind to bury Juliet. And Kate’s like, “I WANT TO BURY HER, CAN I CAN I!?”
But these guys have funny hats! And they actually bring them to The Temple! It’s pretty badass!!
It’s SKATE O’CLOCK!!! In an elevator!
Hurley feels that’s a bit hasty, and he’s like, “JACOB IS MY CO-PILOT!” and those seem to be the magic words! And Hurley shows the Other Others the guitar case Jacob gave to him outside the prison
thingy that should be clear, but looks more like iced tea
And OF COURSE Jack “I’m a doctor, not a WORK MAN” Shephard has to perform DON’T-YOU-DIE-ON-ME-DAMMIT-CPR
Ben: You used me! You couldn’t kill him yourself and you had me do it for you! HOW DARE YOU!?
Mocke: Um, exsqueeze me? Baking powder? Weren’t you the one always having other people do YOUR dirty work?
Ben: Hey Bub, I’ve killed plenty of people before. All by myself like a big boy!
So Ben asks Mocke what exactly it is that he wants, and Smokey says that he wants to go home! Which sounds simple enough, but where the hell does a giant cloud of judgmental, homicidal black smoke that can morph into dead people call home? A fireplace? A volcano? The Industrial Revolution? WHERE?
Kate: How you feeling?
Sawyer: Sucky. But I’m not going to kill Jack anymore. Let him suffer on this island like the rest of us.
Me: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *throws things at TV*
“I’m a fixer, let me fix you!! I can fix everything except my sad broken emo heart!
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09.02.2010 в 13:13